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randomitemdrop:

shitzpostz:

Item: Chubble, the plushie that emits panicked beeps when placed in the slightest danger

fleetwood-mac-andcheese:

memewhore:

Historically, when performing long, repetitive tasks like churning butter or weaving cloth, people would sit together and tell stories. Folk stories, fairytales, and even stories about mysterious ape-like figures living in the forests. So, yes, pioneer women did listen to podcasts about bigfoot while churning butter

what-even-is-thiss:

airborneranger63:

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

evilvarric666-archive:

My hobbies? Uhhhh sensations mostly. Textures and patterns. But yeah mostly I just am really into like, experiences. Occasionally I dabble in thoughts.

jaspinplanet:

sonypraystation:

osarumon:

thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021:

hunter-rodrigez:

ryebreadgf:

this is insane?

fucking hate this

posts that snap you out the matrix

This was the funniest one I could think of lmao

ottermatopoeia:

fuckassngga-deactivated20220907:

they rlly wildin out rn

hingus bingus rave

dailyhangover:

spongebobssquarepants:

alexander:

hey how did u get my bag

slightmayhem:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.